Slumlords......fuckin' Slumlords.....
I live in a great fuckin house in Silverlake.....prime location, amazingly furnished and decorated....We always throw great parties....and what you ask, what...is the downfall of all this greatness that i live.....well it comes in the form of 2 old ass Filipino Landlords who just wont fuckin die!! The mutherfuckers are older than dirt....probably older than the entire Country of the Philippines.......Lets examine the evidence... Construction all hours of the day to make more money....most of it which they wont even live to see, coming home to holes being punched into my ceiling and finding wood and shingle and debrit all over my bed, the Landlords coming into our house whenever they feel like it because they think it is THEIR house....and they are only letting us live in it, Nails being hammered into our walls sticking out of the hallway because of the construction.....and now rain leaking through my ceiling......
P. fuckin' S.....dont judge me for having an Animal printed blanket....ITS WARM....and my sheets are more expensive than yours, so fuck off!
P.S.S. If you want to live in a place that is "cool" to live.....or you hear is "all the rage".....make sure your landlords are either on a donor list, or have some fuckin terminal disease.
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