Thursday, May 8, 2008

Hot or Not???




So all over Los Angeles I have seen these posters, commercials, billboards, and now.....drink coasters about meth abuse. I don't know if this is a Nation wide ad campaign or specific to Los Angeles? I mean, i used to have a meth problem myself...but that was soooo high school....and in my defense i grew up in the San Gabriel Valley....so who DIDN'T do it over there!?! Luckily....i got over that phase before i turned 18 and turned to Ecstasy, Acid, Liquid G, Special K and Wippets...I was a fucking raver...so thats my excuse. Now im happy to be drug free....well, you would think i would be happy to be drug free wouldn't you? So what makes me second guess my sobriety? The fact that all these dudes on meth ads are kinda hot! Skinny little pale boys that look kinda dirty? Ummm...my dream guy!!! These ads are doing more damage than good! In fact....I can walk down the street in my neighborhood and see a million dudes that look skinny, pale, and a little dirty...... They really need to stop glamorizing meth. Now all i think about is "how can i look like the cute boys in the meth ads". I went to join the YMCA today and when i was getting a tour of the facility i wanted to ask the trainer "what excercises would you recommend to give me that... I lost myself to meth look". Meth is giving me a boner....

2 comments:

Renée said...

OMG! I was totally busting up when I read this because it is so true! Is there like a new epidemic of meth in LA now or what? I knew that coke was back with a vengence but I had no idea that G was the new "it" drug. I actually read about this in another blog a few weeks ago too: http://danielhernandez.typepad.com/daniel_hernandez/2008/04/new-cultural-sh.html
and someone made a similar comment about the meth boys being too cute and hip to be any kind of deterrent!

the secret attari society said...

i almost shit my pants reading this. you are a little beautiful mean genius.